Episode 38: Power Struggles

This week we took a look into the situation surrounding Deshaun Watson and the Houston Texans and discussed the unprecedented power dynamic that exists between this player and his team, as well as a comparison between this situation and the power dynamics that exist in both Major League Baseball and the National Basketball Association. Unrelated […]

Episode 37: Nice Things

The world is a hell place, so we decided to talk about nice things for a change. In this episode we talked about the athletes that brought us joy. Patrick gushed about Tim Lincecum, Jake talked about Vince Young, Todd Helton, and John Elway among others. Sometimes it’s nice to be positive, yeah? Or our […]

Episode 36: Trying is the New Market Inefficiency

ASAB is back with our first episode in over half a year. We haven’t been podcasting well, because, quite frankly we just didn’t feel like it. But we’re back for 2021 and in this episode we discuss America’s ever-dwindling former pastime: Baseball, more specifically why the dehumanizing aspects of Major League Baseball as a whole […]

Episode 35: The Last Last Dance

Well folks, there ain’t much else to say about this one. This is about three hours of Last Dance takes. Over our Discord server. During a pandemic. We also reference Joaquin Phoenix a few times but that’s neither here nor there. Enjoy! All Sports Are Bad ยท Episode 35: The Last Last Dance  

Episode 34: All Sports Are Canceled

All Sports Are Bad is coming at you from our respective homes in our first ever remote-only show. Friend of the podcast Peter Bogren joined us to talk about our general lack of sports, some NFL tidbits, and sports movies. We got into sports movies pretty heavily. Because what is everyone doing while we’re all […]

Episode 33: All Sports Are Petty

In another behemoth of a podcast, we cover a wide range of topics including: Local Seattle weed politics, the ever-unfolding MLB sign-stealing scandal, the NFL’s weird and disrespectful narratives aimed at black quarterbacks, and the pitfalls of hardcore NFL fandom in general.

Episode 32: Most Genericest, the 2020 Padres Rankings

For a month we at ASAB have been working on a metric called ALPE, that stands for Anonymity to League Popularity Egregiousness. What ALPE does is it measures a sports franchise level of genericness, or Padres, as we like to call it. It factors anonymity, league popularity, market size, market share, and a team’s history. […]

Episode 31: Signs

In ASAB 31 we discuss a number of pressing sports topics such as: Racist ass Don Cherry, Baseball’s electronic sign stealing scandal, and the egregious case of the Washington Football Franchise’s handling of Trent Williams’ cancer recovery. Also, we’ve got editorial content coming up!

Episode 29: Copperplate Gothic Bold

In episode 29 we had quite a bit to talk about. First off we had to address the despicable fuckery that went down regarding the Astros and their (now former) assistant GM Brandon Taubman and his atrocious behavior. We also talked NBA season predictions, the MLB World Series, and Patrick being mad at shitty fonts. […]