Episode 35: The Last Last Dance

Well folks, there ain’t much else to say about this one. This is about three hours of Last Dance takes. Over our Discord server. During a pandemic. We also reference Joaquin Phoenix a few times but that’s neither here nor there. Enjoy! All Sports Are Bad ยท Episode 35: The Last Last Dance  

Episode 34: All Sports Are Canceled

All Sports Are Bad is coming at you from our respective homes in our first ever remote-only show. Friend of the podcast Peter Bogren joined us to talk about our general lack of sports, some NFL tidbits, and sports movies. We got into sports movies pretty heavily. Because what is everyone doing while we’re all […]

Episode 33: All Sports Are Petty

In another behemoth of a podcast, we cover a wide range of topics including: Local Seattle weed politics, the ever-unfolding MLB sign-stealing scandal, the NFL’s weird and disrespectful narratives aimed at black quarterbacks, and the pitfalls of hardcore NFL fandom in general.

Episode 32: Most Genericest, the 2020 Padres Rankings

For a month we at ASAB have been working on a metric called ALPE, that stands for Anonymity to League Popularity Egregiousness. What ALPE does is it measures a sports franchise level of genericness, or Padres, as we like to call it. It factors anonymity, league popularity, market size, market share, and a team’s history. […]

Episode 31: Signs

In ASAB 31 we discuss a number of pressing sports topics such as: Racist ass Don Cherry, Baseball’s electronic sign stealing scandal, and the egregious case of the Washington Football Franchise’s handling of Trent Williams’ cancer recovery. Also, we’ve got editorial content coming up!

Episode 29: Copperplate Gothic Bold

In episode 29 we had quite a bit to talk about. First off we had to address the despicable fuckery that went down regarding the Astros and their (now former) assistant GM Brandon Taubman and his atrocious behavior. We also talked NBA season predictions, the MLB World Series, and Patrick being mad at shitty fonts. […]

Episode 28: The MLB Postseason

For episode 28 we’ve got a hell of a lot to talk about with regards to the MLB Postseason. We run down what we think about each team and their chances of winning the world series. We also talk about some of the teams NOT in the postseason, mostly the ones actively tanking. Spoiler alert: […]

Episode 27: Off The Field Issues

The Antonio Brown saga was ugly and unrelentingly shitty on all fronts. It started off weird and has only gotten more grotesque as it continued to unfold over the last few months. It was impossible to ignore, an absolute sports news behemoth. AB is a total scumbag and no one will deny that at all. […]

Episode 26: Summer’s Over

It’s our final episode of the season, and thank god summer is over. In this episode we chat about just how boring it is to try to cover sports from July through August. We also talk about Major League Baseball’s transformation into the sport it is right now and how a few older folks are […]